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horse-------What do you call a stallion with a sore
throat? hale hail -------How do you politely address frozen rain? lute loot-------What do you call the stealing of an antique guitar? pen pen--------What do you call the place where you keep your writing instruments? wry rye-------What do you call a whiskey with a sense of humor? rode road-------What do you call a well-worn highway? cheap cheep-------What do you call a bird whistle that is on sale? pier peer-------What do you call a royal lord who owns a dock? steer steer-------What do cowboys do? great grate-------What label do you use to describe an outstanding fire screen? knit nit-------What do you call a bug in a sweater? ore or oar-------Which one of these two do you use to row a boat? main mane-------What do you call the best horse in the stable? lode load-------What do you call a pile of silver ore? reign rain-------What do you call royal precipitation? vain vein-------What do you call an artery in love with itself? bye buy-------What do you say when you pass up a bargain? flu flew-------What happened when you got your influenza shot? pale pail-------What do you call a bucket painted white? steel steal-------What do you call bargain basement iron? heal heel-------Why do you put an antibiotic salve on your foot? four for fore-------How many of you will be on the golf course? so sew-------What did the tailor say to his lazy assistant? eight ate-------How many guests did you have dine with you? do dew-------What is the gardener’s request of the weather? aid ade-------What does sugar do for fruit punch? thyme time-------Spring is the season for what herb? pine pine-------What do you call it when a lonely tree yearns for a companion? hear here-------What should a sign read in a hearing aid store? mist missed-------Why was the grass dry this morning? right rite-------What do you call a gathering of conservative politicians? write right-------What shouldn’t you ask a left handed person to do? plain plane-------What do you call a jet with no identifying lettering? new gnu-------What do you call a just born antelope? sun son-------What did the doctor tell the very pale man to do? pa paw-------What is another name for your father’s hand? gym Jim-------Who is the guy with the washboard abs? jean gene -------What do you call denim DNA? damn dam-------What did the blocked stream complain about to the busy beaver? can can-------What did the farmer answer when his wife complained about his growing too many tomatoes? key quay-------What do you call a very important dock? hare hair-------If what is on top of your head looks like a frightened rabbit what condition do you have? weight wait-------What is it called when you are standing in line at a scale? shoo shoe------How do you politely tell a sneaker to get out of here? won one-------How many tennis games have you aced? flower flour-------What is another word for plant pollen? peek peak--------What is another name for a mountain with a scenic lookout? caught cot-------What do you call a captured bed? dear deer-------What do you call a sweet little fawn? mite might-------What could bite a boy scout while he is out camping? flea flee--------What do you see when you give your dog a bath? tee tea-------What iced drink do you partake of when you golf? see sea-------What did the baby say when she viewed the ocean? choo chew-------What does a locomotive do when it gets hungry? seen scene-------What do you say if you’re invited to a movie you’ve already viewed? meet meat-------What did the participants eat at the race? port port-------What wine goes well with the sea shore? felt felt-------What did the costume designer do in the fabric store? nose knows-------What did the hotel guest tell the manager about the room’s bad smell? sweet suite-------What did the happy hotel guest say about her room? ware wear-------What do you call scratches on an old frying pan? sent cent scent-------Which eau de coin did the parfumier ship to the banker? vice vise-------What torture device do the police use on pimps? soar sore-------How do you feel after eight hours of flying in a glider? pole poll-------What do you call a survey of metal pipe? Him hymn-------What do you call a song dedicated to a higher power? hi high-------What greeting do you use when you finally get stoned? delhi deli-------What do you call an Indian sub shop? feet feat-------What would you call completing a twenty mile hike? hide Hyde-------What was Dr. Jekyll able to do? made maid-------What did the evil lord of the manor do to the serving wench? sage sage-------What do you call an herb purchased from a wise man? ho hoe-------What do you call a laughing garden tool? ewe yew-------What do you call a shrub that looks like a sheep? pane pain-------What do you call a crack in a window? fast fast-------What do you call not eating for a short time? heard herd-------Why did the cowboy, sleeping out on the range, wake up? mark Mark-------What did the gang leader tell his members to do to a rival? maim Mame-------What did the gang leader tell his members to do to his rival’s girlfriend? know Noh-------What should every Japanese actor be aware of? shag shag-------What does a Brit call a rug on which one has intimate relations? Red read-------What did the class say when the ginger-haired boy recited from a book? sink sync-------What do you call it if the color of the bathroom basin matches the color of the toilet? holiday holiday-------What do you call it when you’re painting a wall on July 4th and the paint leaves a drip mark? ham ham-------What do you call a short wave radio operator who is a show off? lam lamb-------What do you call a young sheep on the run? rime rhyme-------What do you call a poem about an icy frost? beat beet-------What do you call a tired vegetable? wood would-------If you were building a house what product works best? Tern turn--------A circle made in the sky by a seabird is called what? fair fare-------What do you call the cost of admission to a carnival? mall maul-------What do you call a flash mob in a shopping center? orderly orderly-------What do you call a nurse who is extra neat? sell cell-------What did the enterprising prisoner offer to do to get more cigarettes? dual duel-------What do you call it when a set of twins challenges two enemies to a fight to the death? gorilla guerrilla-------What do you call an ape who started a revolution? male mail-------What do you call a postal delivery for men only? real reel------- With what did the movie studio replace some fake footage? ant aunt-------What do you call a Formicides’ mother’s sister? blew blue-------What happened when the man, standing in the freezing cold, breathed out into the frigid air? bare bear--------What do you call a Grizzly that has lost all its hair? fairy ferry-------What do the forest elves use to cross the magic pond? fairy ferry-------What do you call a gay cruise ship? idle idol-------What do you call a famous star who is out-of-work? night knight-------What was the name of the Crusader who only appeared after dark? sole soul--------What do you call the heart of a fish? plumb plum-------What do you call a fruit that hangs on the tree vertically correct? gay Gaye-------What words would you use to describe your very happy friend? derrick Derek-------What do they call your friend who mans a construction crane? our hour-------The time we spend together is called what? pool pool-------What do you call a billiards game played in a pond? stayed staid------When the serious leader remained true to himself what did he do? lean lien-------What do you call a legal hold on a property of very little worth? boll bowl-------What do you call a dish made out of cotton seeds? some sum-------What did the debtor say when he saw what he owed? wore War-------What cologne did Ares wear when going into battle? none nun-------What did the priest answer when Sister asked him how many sins had he committed? pore pour-------What is it called when you sweat profusely? steep steep-------What do you call a very expensive brand of tea? chute shoot------What is it called when one speeds down a water slide? wear where-------What did the father ask his daughter when he saw the tiny bikini she had just bought? rot wrought-------What did the repairman blame for the hole in the roof? we whee-------What sound do we make when we’re having fun? madder madder-------What do you call a very angry red color? stile style-------What do you call a fashionable stair step? matte mat-------What do you call a gym rug that is not shiny? add ad-------What did the manufacturer ask of the magazine editor? lye lie-------What do you call a caustic fib? lone loan-------What do you call it when you apply for a one time influx of money? minor miner-------What do you call a boy who digs tunnels? mic Mike-------What nick name do you use to describe your friend the DJ? dawn Don-------What do you call your friend who is an early riser? eerie Erie-------How do you describe one of the Great Lakes when it looks spooky? fax facts-------What did the detective ask the sheriff to do? gnat Nat-------What do you call your friend Nathan the Entomologist? earn urn-------What do you get when your dog wins the Best in Show? light light-------What do you call a lamp that has lost weight? hides hides-------What does the leather maker do to protect his supplies? whine wine-------What beverage do you drink when you are sad and angry? days daze-------What do you get when you go for weeks without proper rest? I eye-------What does yours truly do when a pretty woman walks by? coal Cole-------What do you call your friend the miner? raise rays-------What do biologists breed at the Sea World laboratories? six sicks-------How many patients have the illness? ail ale-------What do you call sick beer? sail sale-------What do you call a discounted jib? prey pray------What do animals do when they’re hunted? anti ante-------What do we call a person who is against gambling? taught taut-------What did the Captain teach the sailor about knot tying? chic sheik-------What do you call a fashionable Arab leader? knot naught-------What do you call an untied shoelace? hairy Harry-------What do you call your hirsute friend? guilt gilt-------What do you call that gold bracelet you stole? fair fare-------What do you call the food sold at a carnival? tart tart-------What do you call a lemon pastry? tart tart-------What do you label a call girl with a sharp tongue? present present-------What do you do at a birthday party? stable stable-------What do you call a well-built horse barn? pupil pupil-------What do we call someone who is studying Ophthalmology? |
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